I’m old and bitter. It is possible that I met Escoffier himself on my 10,000th birthday. Maybe.
Because, I’m old, I love me some cheese toast. Yum!
Episco Cheese Toast Delight
Pieces of Bread
Generic processed cheese.
Yellow curry powder
Apply your favorite generic processed cheese food product to your wonderbread style carbs and toast to your liking. Sprinkle on some yellow curry powder and follow with a little bit of smoked salt.
Epizzy Hot Tea
I learned this recipe from my neighbor who lived in a home so large it had its own time zone. Her christmas tree was so large it required 1,000ft of christmas lights which blew a fuse when illuminated. This is probably the most epizzy unalcoholic drink you can make.
Thé a la Épizzy Recipe
4 teaspoons instant ice tea mix.
1 mug of water
Place tea mix into water filled and microwave on high for 2 minutes. Bam hot tea!
This blog is going to use the word epizzy a lot and therefore I believe I should begin by talking about what epizzy means.
Epizzy is a state of mind or feeling. It is barefoot feet on cold floors, itchy sweaters and hugs that don’t require touching. It is a lot like this vintage Dubonnet advertisement.
Dubonnet is incredibly epizzy but Pia Zadora is not. I would also like to mention that in spite of the video message, I am not actually inviting you to get closer nor be yourself.
Things that are epizzy:
- Itchy sweaters
- Beige food
Things that are NOT epizzy:
- Fruity drinks
- Bay Leaves
- Oysters with sweet n’sour sauce