Curry Cheese Toast

I’m old and bitter. It is possible that I  met Escoffier himself on my 10,000th birthday. Maybe.


Because, I’m old, I love me some cheese toast. Yum!

Episco Cheese Toast Delight

Pieces of Bread

Generic processed cheese.

Yellow curry powder

Smoked salt



Apply your favorite generic processed cheese food product to your wonderbread style carbs and toast to your liking. Sprinkle on some yellow curry powder and follow with a little bit of smoked salt.





That time I was buried alive in snow

Epizzy Hot Tea

I learned this recipe from my neighbor who lived in a home so large it had its own time zone. Her christmas tree was so large it required 1,000ft of christmas lights which blew a fuse when illuminated. This is probably the most epizzy unalcoholic drink you can make.

Thé a la Épizzy Recipe

4 teaspoons instant ice tea mix.
1 mug of water

Place tea mix into water filled and microwave on high for 2 minutes. Bam hot tea!

What is epizzy?

This blog is going to use the word epizzy a lot and therefore I believe I should begin by talking about what epizzy means.

Epizzy is a state of mind or feeling. It is barefoot feet on cold floors, itchy sweaters and hugs that don’t require touching. It is a lot like this vintage Dubonnet advertisement.

Dubonnet is incredibly epizzy but Pia Zadora is not.  I would also like to mention that in spite of the video message, I am not actually inviting you to get closer nor be yourself. 

Things that are epizzy:

  • Itchy sweaters
  • Gin
  • Spam
  • Beige food
  • Consonants
  • Ice

Things that are NOT epizzy:

  • Cotton
  • Fruity drinks
  • Tofu
  • Vowels
  • Spices
  • Hugs
  • Bay Leaves
  • Oysters with sweet n’sour sauce


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