What is epizzy?

This blog is going to use the word epizzy a lot and therefore I believe I should begin by talking about what epizzy means.

Epizzy is a state of mind or feeling. It is barefoot feet on cold floors, itchy sweaters and hugs that don’t require touching. It is a lot like this vintage Dubonnet advertisement.

Dubonnet is incredibly epizzy but Pia Zadora is not.  I would also like to mention that in spite of the video message, I am not actually inviting you to get closer nor be yourself. 

Things that are epizzy:

  • Itchy sweaters
  • Gin
  • Spam
  • Beige food
  • Consonants
  • Ice

Things that are NOT epizzy:

  • Cotton
  • Fruity drinks
  • Tofu
  • Vowels
  • Spices
  • Hugs
  • Bay Leaves
  • Oysters with sweet n’sour sauce

 



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