Hotelier Life For Me

I’m old and tired. I now work in a hotel. This is nicer than working in human services because people smell better and are a lot less likely to physically harm me.

 

Here are some tips:

I’m totally judging you but I don’t care. You probably care more than I do.

Complain about something or the price and I’m going to listen but not going to do anything for you.

If you are nice I will upgrade your room. If you aren’t, “we are full.”

Join the rewards club. We will bend over backwards to help you.

 

 

 

 

 



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