I’m old and tired. I now work in a hotel. This is nicer than working in human services because people smell better and are a lot less likely to physically harm me.
Here are some tips:
I’m totally judging you but I don’t care. You probably care more than I do.
Complain about something or the price and I’m going to listen but not going to do anything for you.
If you are nice I will upgrade your room. If you aren’t, “we are full.”
Join the rewards club. We will bend over backwards to help you.